"wow! who taught you to do your makeup like that?"
"wow! who taught you how to make that?"
"wow! who taught you-"
why do you know so much about sex
why are you so calm about porn
why do you hate people so much
why don’t you ever hang out with anyone from your school
what do you mean you hate this genera—
"who taught you to make origami sydney opera houses out of napkins-"
Done with ur shit, human.
i can’t stop watching
I see something new every time
I just so approve.
Post-It Notes from a Stay-At-Home Dad.
These were all very entertaining :P
I love how he calls his wife “permanent roommate”
at least my coworker is hot
He wasn’t good enough for her.
There are wonderful people in this world…it’s just really hard to find them
The human brain is an amazing organ. It functions 24 hours a day from the day we are born and only stops when we are taking an exam or fall in love.
boys meowing soulfully
it took me 3 seconds to reblog this
‘Game of Thrones’ as other popular TV shows [ytegg]